Things my mother gave me or- Twice upon a time

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Yeah, I see you’re goin’ down the street in your big Cadillac,
You got girls in the front, you got girls in the back,
Yeah, way in back, you got money in a sack,
Both hands on the wheel and your shoulders rared back
root-doot-doot-doot-doot, do-wah...Roger Miller

My daughter needs a new phonograph.
She wore out all the needles.
Besides, I broke the old one in half.
I hate the Beatles...Allan Sherman

Thanks Mom-I'm still chuckling.

And here's one more-Victor Borge. Made me laugh out loud.